Date: 12/28/2006 08:44

Subject: Short Funnies

> > I dialed a number and got the following recording:

> > "I am not available right now, but

> > thank you for caring enough to call.

> > I am making some changes in my life.

> > Please leave a message after the

> > beep. If I do not return your call,

> > you are one of the changes."

> >

> > ~~~~~

> >

> > At pilots training back in the

> > Air Corps they taught us,

> > "Always try to keep the number

> > of landings you make

> > equal to the number of take

> > offs you make."

> >

> > ~~~~~

> >

> > Aspire to inspire before you expire.

> >

> > ~~~~~

> >

> > My wife and I had words,

> > but I didn't get to use mine.

> >

> > ~~~~~

> >

> > Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

> >

> > ~~~~~

> >

> > Blessed are those who can give without remembering

> > and take without forgetting.

> >

> > ~~~~~

> >

> > The irony of life is that, by the time

> > you're old enough to know your way

> > around, you're not going anywhere.

> >

> > ~~~~~

> >

> > God made man before woman so as to give him time to think

> > of an answer for her first question.

> >

> > ~~~~~

> >

> > I was always taught to respect my elders,

> > but it keeps getting harder to find one.

> >

> > ~~~~~

> >

> > Every morning is the dawn

> > of a new error.