A Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says,
"Make me one with everything."
[That's the end of one joke…get it, ‘one with everything’ but keep reading this joke.]
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the
Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The hot dog
vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the
"Where's my change?" asks the Zen master.
The hot dog vendor responds, "Change must come