Subject: zen

A Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says,

"Make me one with everything."

[That's the end of one joke…get it, ‘one with everything’ but keep reading this joke.]

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the

Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The hot dog

vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the

drawer.

"Where's my change?" asks the Zen master.

The hot dog vendor responds, "Change must come

from within."